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  • Defund the Police: A Skit (with apologies to Letterkenny)

    Daryl: About the protests the other day--

    Wayne: Assholes with authority are assaulting folks for asinine reasons.

    Daryl: But--

    Wayne: Beating bystanders with billy clubs and then bleating for bills is bully talk.

    Daryl: Can't we just--

    Wayne: Cancel the cops.

    Daryl: Do you mean...?

    Wayne: Defund the detectives. Defang the dildo-wielding degenerates who deal damage and destruction wherever they descend.

    Daryl: Even if they--

    Wayne: Evict those eager eagles from their erroneously elevated nest.

    Daryl: For how long?

    Wayne: Until fascist fuck-ups who would fancy frisking a black fish if they found one finally confess.

    Daryl: Golly

    Wayne: Granted god-like powers to grab goods and grandstand on greatness, they gotta go.

    Daryl: Have you thought about--

    Wayne: Heave ho to the hot-headed hitmen with hearts of hate and habits of heavy fists.

    Daryl: Just--

    Wayne: Justice doesn't jump out and jack-boot a juggler in the jiggles just for laughs.

    Daryl: 'Kay.

    Wayne: Keep the keystone kleptocracy kilometers away from kids, is all I'm saying.

    Daryl: Likely.

    Wayne: Laying into little Leopolds and Lillys without legal legitimacy is for losers.

    Daryl: Maybe they--

    Wayne: Mashing moppets every month for making messes is monstrous.

    Daryl: Not if they--

    Wayne: Noting the narcs neglect of their neighbors in favor of nightly numbers.

    Daryl: Ouch.

    Wayne: Overlooking obvious offenders in their offbeat overstretch creates opposition.

    Daryl: Proof.

    Wayne: Punching protestors is poor protection of the public.

    Daryl: Quotas.

    Wayne: Quenching their quixotic quest for quotidian quiet.

    Daryl: Right?

    Wayne: Radical rascals who reject right-thinking and responsibility.

    Daryl: Sounds like--

    Wayne: Shifty seneschals who shit on any semblance of sanity.

    Daryl: Talking about--

    Wayne: Tiny totalitarians who top out thinking tanks make them trustworthy.

    Daryl: Unbelievable.

    Wayne: Utterly unsatisfactory and unscrupulous usage of ubiquitous umbrellas of immunity.

    Daryl: Verily.

    Wayne: Vanquish the vicars of vicious vicissitude and vampires of verification.

    Daryl: What you mean is--

    Wayne: Walk over to those wankers with their whale-like wads of cash, wax their ears, and wash 'em off our way-fares.

    Daryl: Extreme.

    Wayne: Exactly.

    Daryl: You really think--

    Wayne: Yes.

    Daryl: Zounds.

    Wayne: Zip 'em up, and zero out their budgets.

    Daryl: All righty then.

    Wayne: Black Lives Matter, bud.

    → 8:00 AM, Jun 22
  • No Justice No Peace

    George Floyd

    Breeona Taylor

    Sean Reed

    Ahmaud Aurbery

    Eric Garner

    Michael Brown

    Dontre Hamilton

    John Crawford III

    Ezell Ford

    Tamir Rice

    Sandra Bland

    Freddie Gray

    Trayvon Martin

    Rodney King

    Malcom X

    Martin Luther King, Jr

    Donate to Black Lives Matter

    Donate to the Minnesota Freedom Fund

    The Washington Post is tracking all the people killed by US police

    → 8:00 AM, Jun 1
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